Busty or Busted?

Reader and lovely lady Christine mentioned bathing suits in her last comment. That reminded me of the best story ever. This happened yesterday. I am in a database to be an extra in movies. I signed up about three months ago. They know my real weight, height, measurements, etc. They have pictures. I got my first invitation yesterday to "portray a (we'll substitute the words lady of the night here) in a bikini" I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my chair. I mean seriously, were they only searching bust measurements? I am not trying to be down on myself but I looked it up and it's a legit film starting to film in June near here and there is no way that my bare belly should be on a tiny screen never mind a big one.

I signed up for the casting anyway. After I got over the initial crying from laughter I decided... Motivation! I have also wanted to show off my impression of the "Rock of Love Bus" girls. I may be famous soon. ;)

Much love,

Lula Mae